OK, so you clicked it, WTF?

We SPECIFICALLY said don’t click here. It’s literally the only instruction we gave you and you’ve already failed.

This is exactly why you’re perfect for crypto.

Congratulations, you have some minerals!

See, people who follow rules are still using banks and trusting the government with their money. But you? You saw a button that said “don’t click” and immediately clicked it. That’s the kind of rebellious degeneracy we need.

P.S. – Dave bet me nobody would click this button. You just made me 10 DOOLI. Thanks!