Spondoolies Fort Knox Tour

Welcome to the gold vault! Here it is.

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“But wait, I want to see the ACTUAL gold reserves!”
So does everyone else, buddy. The last audit was likely in 1953. Eisenhower was president. Your grandmother likely wasn’t born yet. Elvis was 18.

ASK NICELY

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